murr im kenny

waasian:

That we gave way too many chances to, that one ex that you honestly thought you’d get married and have kids with so you named your mini-mis and thought so much about the future. You truly thought that you’d have that future together, but as time passes, things change. No matter how much you think it was going to last forever, I guess sometimes you have to get really hurt in order to really appreciate the next one. 

rahaha:

lordjay:
You saw a shirt for £97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed £50 from your mom and £50 from your dad = £100. You bought the shirt.and had £3 change. You gave your dad £1 and your mom £1 and kept the other £1 for yourself. Now you owe your mom £49 and your dad £49. 49+49 = 98 + your £1 = 99. Where is the missing £1?

WHAT..?